I must say, isn't this just cheeky..?

I mean, I can't believe it, can you? My neighbors put up a pinata yesterday, and they had it made in the shape of my head and my wonderful stylish hairdo. It also had my picture on it!! I was going mental, don't you know, because I saw them smiling and laughing as they hit the pinata with baseball bats, and crow bars, and one little girl even used a sledgehammer!! I think I am becoming well liked here in da' hood! I must say, I must write in my journal for Pat Sajak about this experience. They even did the Mexican hat dance on the picture of myself, stomping it in the ground with gusto! Instead of candy falling out from the pinata, though, there were a bunch of funny looking twisted cigarettes that smelled funny, because all the people were picking them up and smelling them. They were also lighting them and smoking them, and things got quiet until they came over to my house and asked for food because they had the "munchies". What are the "munchies", I inquire?